Christian Outlet

Yesterday, we had a long drive back from my Papa's funeral in Georgia. On the way back, Heather spotted a sign that struck us both as funny. It simply said Christian Outlet exit 50. "Christian" Outlet? What would one buy there? Are the Gladiator days coming back? Instead of paying full price you can get your own gladiator for 50-70% off retail! Or maybe for those single Christian Girls out there you could pick up a "Christian" husband for 50% off. Be careful though, all of the Christians at the outlet are refurbished. However they come with a guarantee, "Once saved, always saved, guaranteed for as long as you both shall live or eternity, whichever is longer."